New Phone Books

Okay...we just got our new phone books delivered. The first thing wrong is that we're supposed to only be listed under "Hollingsworth, J" with no street address so that no unwanted parents or students can find us. The second thing wrong is...OUR NAME IS MISSPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!! And there's not a thing they can do to fix it. Oh, well. I guess there are worse things than a rainy Saturday before Christmas when you find out even the phone company doesn't even know who you really are!